Post by Barrysun on Jan 19, 2006 15:41:42 GMT -5
Here's another team rocket bashing fic.
This is inspired by two Mr. T vs team rocket comics.
this should be fun...
------at a Youth Center-----------
Team Rocket is stealing Milk from the milk cellar
Jessie: oh yea! we are so going to put this job off without anybody stopping us this time!!
James: *gets out a bag of cookies* I just can't wait to dunk my cookies in milk!
Meowth: I got a better idea, we'll give all this milk straight to the boss.
He'll be very big and strong and he might give us a raise.
>as team rocket went off with the milk, but what they don't know that one of the kids was watching them.
Kid: oh no! those guys are stealing our milk! I better call Mr.T about this!
------at Mr. T's house-----------------
>Mr. T just got out of bed and he got a phone call from the kid and he told him what happened.
Mr. T: What? those Team rocket fools are stealing milk from the youth center?
Don't worry, I'll take care of those fools!
>With that, Mr. T got dressed and got into his Van and went to the Youth Center in hopes to catch team rocket before they could get away.
------outside the youth center--------
Team Rocket has stashed their stolen milk in a giant milk carten and is already in their balloon.
Jessie: (laughs evilly) this is like taking candy from a baby!
James: yea. *noticed a van below him* say, isn't that a 1982 GMC custom van?
Jessie: WHAT!? a 1982 GMC custom van?
Meowth: meowth... Oh no! it's Mr. T's van... we better get out of here before he gets us!
Mr.T: *sees Team Rocket from below* Alright, team rocket, it's time you fools better give back the milk or you'll feel pain!
Jessie: No way, And what are you going to do about it? We're all the way up here
and you're down there, how are you going to get us down here?
>one of the kids came to Mr.T with a dart.
Kid: here Mr. T, you should throw this dart at their balloon and pop it. I've got it from my brother.
Mr.T: thanks.
>Mr. T takes the dart from the kid and threw it at Team Rocket's balloon and pops it.
Team Rocket: Not again...
>as they fell to the ground, the bag full of milk was dropping to the ground, fast!
Out of nowhere, the bag of Milk and Team Rocket os falling slowly to the ground.
Mr. T: what the... what is going on here? why is the milk slowly falling to the ground!?
>in a tree near the youth center...
Mewfie has used her psychic to make the milk fall solfly to the ground.
Mewfie: those fools are about to get a one way ticket to spiceworld...
Mr.T: Alright, team Suckas, it's time for you fools to gain some pain!
> Mr.T grabs Team Rocket and started beating up them up.
Mr.T: you fools should know better then stealing Milk from little kids!
Jessie: dame, this Mr.T character is Helluva tough!
Mr.T: It's time for you fools to fly! If your group is named "Team Rocket", then yo better prepare for blast off to a faraway planet!
>He grabs them and throws them FAR away.
Team Rocket: *flying away* it looks like team rocket's blasting off again! *ding*
Mr.T and don't come back! *turns to the kids* now that those fools are gone, how about we all go inside and drink some milk.
>Mr.T and the rest of the kids went back to the youth center to drink up some milk.
------------meanwhile, at a faraway planet--------
Jessie: man, that Mr.T can throw Helluva far...
James: yea, but I wonder where we are at...*hears some music* and what is that horrible sound!?
>then an old man showed up to talk to them.
The guy: welcome to spice world, where all the horrible sound and music is all hear!
Team rocket: Oh no! NOT spice world! anywhere but here!
-----------back on earth---------------
Mr.T and the kids are drinking their milk.
Mr.T: nothing is better then drinking a nice cold glass of milk.
>Then Myotismon showed up.
Myotismon: I like blood better. I'm going to suck you dry, T!
Mr. T you better stay away from my blood, Myotisucka, or you'll be learning how to fly!
>Mr.T grabs him and throws him to spaceworld.
Mr. T: and don't even think about comming back, Vampire-wanta be!
----------at spiceworld---------
Jessie: so nice of you to join us...
James: and now we are all traped here with the spice girls!
Myotismon: dame that Mr.T can throw far... this place really horrible!
----------back on earth----------
Mewfie: I beleve my job here is done...
Then Syndrome showed up.
Syndrome: I'm going to distory that youth center and take over the world..
Mewfie: *grabs Syndrome with her psychic power* I don't know why... you are a sicko, Syndrome...
> she uses her psychic power to throw Syndrome far away.
---------at spiceworld------------
Syndrome: dame, that Mewfie CAN throw far... and of all places... I have to land in Spice world!!!!
Jessie: yea, a place much worse then jail...
Meowth: would someone please end this already!
The end
I hope you enjoy this one...
This is inspired by two Mr. T vs team rocket comics.
this should be fun...
------at a Youth Center-----------
Team Rocket is stealing Milk from the milk cellar
Jessie: oh yea! we are so going to put this job off without anybody stopping us this time!!
James: *gets out a bag of cookies* I just can't wait to dunk my cookies in milk!
Meowth: I got a better idea, we'll give all this milk straight to the boss.
He'll be very big and strong and he might give us a raise.
>as team rocket went off with the milk, but what they don't know that one of the kids was watching them.
Kid: oh no! those guys are stealing our milk! I better call Mr.T about this!
------at Mr. T's house-----------------
>Mr. T just got out of bed and he got a phone call from the kid and he told him what happened.
Mr. T: What? those Team rocket fools are stealing milk from the youth center?
Don't worry, I'll take care of those fools!
>With that, Mr. T got dressed and got into his Van and went to the Youth Center in hopes to catch team rocket before they could get away.
------outside the youth center--------
Team Rocket has stashed their stolen milk in a giant milk carten and is already in their balloon.
Jessie: (laughs evilly) this is like taking candy from a baby!
James: yea. *noticed a van below him* say, isn't that a 1982 GMC custom van?
Jessie: WHAT!? a 1982 GMC custom van?
Meowth: meowth... Oh no! it's Mr. T's van... we better get out of here before he gets us!
Mr.T: *sees Team Rocket from below* Alright, team rocket, it's time you fools better give back the milk or you'll feel pain!
Jessie: No way, And what are you going to do about it? We're all the way up here
and you're down there, how are you going to get us down here?
>one of the kids came to Mr.T with a dart.
Kid: here Mr. T, you should throw this dart at their balloon and pop it. I've got it from my brother.
Mr.T: thanks.
>Mr. T takes the dart from the kid and threw it at Team Rocket's balloon and pops it.
Team Rocket: Not again...
>as they fell to the ground, the bag full of milk was dropping to the ground, fast!
Out of nowhere, the bag of Milk and Team Rocket os falling slowly to the ground.
Mr. T: what the... what is going on here? why is the milk slowly falling to the ground!?
>in a tree near the youth center...
Mewfie has used her psychic to make the milk fall solfly to the ground.
Mewfie: those fools are about to get a one way ticket to spiceworld...
Mr.T: Alright, team Suckas, it's time for you fools to gain some pain!
> Mr.T grabs Team Rocket and started beating up them up.
Mr.T: you fools should know better then stealing Milk from little kids!
Jessie: dame, this Mr.T character is Helluva tough!
Mr.T: It's time for you fools to fly! If your group is named "Team Rocket", then yo better prepare for blast off to a faraway planet!
>He grabs them and throws them FAR away.
Team Rocket: *flying away* it looks like team rocket's blasting off again! *ding*
Mr.T and don't come back! *turns to the kids* now that those fools are gone, how about we all go inside and drink some milk.
>Mr.T and the rest of the kids went back to the youth center to drink up some milk.
------------meanwhile, at a faraway planet--------
Jessie: man, that Mr.T can throw Helluva far...
James: yea, but I wonder where we are at...*hears some music* and what is that horrible sound!?
>then an old man showed up to talk to them.
The guy: welcome to spice world, where all the horrible sound and music is all hear!
Team rocket: Oh no! NOT spice world! anywhere but here!
-----------back on earth---------------
Mr.T and the kids are drinking their milk.
Mr.T: nothing is better then drinking a nice cold glass of milk.
>Then Myotismon showed up.
Myotismon: I like blood better. I'm going to suck you dry, T!
Mr. T you better stay away from my blood, Myotisucka, or you'll be learning how to fly!
>Mr.T grabs him and throws him to spaceworld.
Mr. T: and don't even think about comming back, Vampire-wanta be!
----------at spiceworld---------
Jessie: so nice of you to join us...
James: and now we are all traped here with the spice girls!
Myotismon: dame that Mr.T can throw far... this place really horrible!
----------back on earth----------
Mewfie: I beleve my job here is done...
Then Syndrome showed up.
Syndrome: I'm going to distory that youth center and take over the world..
Mewfie: *grabs Syndrome with her psychic power* I don't know why... you are a sicko, Syndrome...
> she uses her psychic power to throw Syndrome far away.
---------at spiceworld------------
Syndrome: dame, that Mewfie CAN throw far... and of all places... I have to land in Spice world!!!!
Jessie: yea, a place much worse then jail...
Meowth: would someone please end this already!
The end
I hope you enjoy this one...
