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Post by Barrysun on Jul 16, 2005 22:34:54 GMT -5
well, due to some of the stupied rules of fanfiction.net, many of my fanfics got deleted and I'm going to put them here where they can be founded. this will be like my fanfiction graveyard! so get ready for me to do some many posts in this thread.
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Post by Barrysun on Jul 16, 2005 22:38:34 GMT -5
here I go again
Int/WWF Arena/night
Mario & Link is anouncing
Mario:
Welcame to today's match, the fighters are "Stonecold" Steve Austin.
Who's back from Back
problems
>stonecold comes out.
Stonecold: No one disses Austin 3:16. Except if your Mewtwo
but that's a different story
Link; & the new members of WWF, Team rocket. & I
gurantee they won't be here long.
I know because I looked at the end of this fic.
>Team Rocket comes out
James: Hay Mario! we haven't seen the script, Who's
Supposed to win?
Mario: (to team Rocket) What script?
Wreslings real. You really supposed to try to kick Alf's butt
(to Link.((very solfly))) don't worry, Wresling isn't real
but don't tell them that.
Link: (To Mario) ok.
James: (Sees Stonecold) oh no! It's stonecold.
Jessie: But they told us that we'd face Alf.
>Alf comes up.
Alf: Well, In Ron's fic, I decided I would do the same in Adam's fic.
I'd rather see you guys get beat up by stonecold. heh heh heh
Stonecold Walks out.
Stonecold: well well... what do we have here!
More rocket to beat up.
James: what do you mean? "More rockets"?
Stonecold: I went to your hideout & Beat all them up.
that want for the same for Cassidy, Butch, & Giovanni too.
I'll do thesame for you wimps!
Jessie: Oh no!
Stonecold: I'm going to give you guys a back rub
you'll never forget!!!
>He Grabs Team Rocket.
Stonecold: I'll give you guys the stonecold Stunner.
>And he does it.
Link: Ouch, that must of hurt.
Especially since the mat's made of cement.
Mario: You got that right.
>Team Rocket gets up
>James sents out Victreebell
but Victreebell bites both, Jessie & james's heads.
Jessie: Victreebell!
James: Get off of us!
>Then Stonecold got a remote & push the button
Sound: KA BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>An explosion blasted under team Rocket's feet &
sent them over the air
Team Rocket: It looks like team rocket blasting off again!!!!!!!!!!!
Stonecold: Ha! no one can beat me!
those losers are nothing but wimp!
Link: well, that's all we hace to this fight!
reason for deletion of fic... Stone cold is a real live person.
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Post by Barrysun on Jul 16, 2005 22:44:17 GMT -5
here I go again.
At a store somewhere in the pokemon world.
daffy is talkng to Tracey way too much, Gaundi goes in Store.
Gaundi: I want milk & I want it now.
Daffy: just a sec...
Gaundi throws a bomb at daffy, Daffy blows up.
Gaundi: I said "NOW"
Tracey: yes sir.
>Tracey gives him milk.
Gaundi: don't ask for payment.
I pay with lead....
Tracey: don't worry.
it's on the house.
>At a Restaurant.
>Gaundi goes in.
Gaundi: I want steak, medium rare.
> The waitor gives him steak & Gaundi eats it.
Waitor: That will be $9.99.
>Gaundi gets out AK-47 and shots him.
Gaundi: there's $9.99 worth of bullets.
>at Team Rocket's hideout.
Gaundi goes in hideout.
A Rocket member: hay look, it's a bold guy.
>Gaundi gets out Ak-47 and blow his head off.
Gaundi: no more mr.nice guy!
>He punches a rocket member,then he kicks another,
A rocket member gets out a rocket gun and shoot a pokeball at him.
The Rocket member: there you go fool.
The pokeball pushes Gaundi's face back, he turns it
having the pokeball between his teeth.
Gaundi: don't move you, fool.
>He chews up the pokeball and shoots bullets from his mouth,
he blows the Rocket guy into pieces.
Then he killed All of the rocket members.
but he didn't get Jessie, James, and meowth. (they are out doing soming)
Gaundi: I bet more team Rocket members will show up.
> He goes out of the hideout.
then he hide somewhere.
Minutes later, Jessie, James, and Meowth came in the hidout.
as they got in the Team Rocket hidout,
The hideout has a lot of dead Rocket members.
Jessie: What happen Here?
James: I don't know.
Meowth: Maybe those twerps did it.
James: Let's go find them.
Jessie & meowth: yea.
>As the two fools go out of the hideout, Gaundi Junps out of hiding place.
Gaundi: Hello fools.
Team Rocket: what?!
>they turned around.
Jessie: what are you doing here Mr.?
Gaundi: I am here to kick your butts.
>Here gets out AK-47 and shoots Meowth.
Jessie: He Killed meowth!
James: How dare you...
>Gaundi whacks them with a huge stick in the face,
Jessie & James looses several teeth.
Gaundi: I'm not a Team Rocket-shippers
>He grabs Team Rocket's legs, Breaks them with his bare hands.
Team Rocket: Yaaaaaaaaaa......
Gaundi: Team Rocket-shippers are the fools.
>Next, he throws them at a tree, breaking their Arms.
Gaundi: next time, I'll rip both of you guys' ribs out.
>He Leaves the area.
>The next day.
At a hospital somewhere.
Jessie & James are in bed with a body cast on them.
Tracey comes in.
Tracey: It looks like you two got the worst of the fic.
>He laughs
Team Rocket: shut up.
Tracey: I would like you to meet my new friend.
>Gaundi comes in.
Gaundi: nice to see you two again......
Team Rocket: Oh no, not again!
>Gaundi beats Team Rocket even more.
Gaundi: Since they're out of the way, I'm going to drink some milk.
How about you Tracey?
Tracey: alright!
I'm for that.
Team Rocket: grrrrrr
The end.
Reasons for deletion: Gaundi is a real person
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Post by Barrysun on Aug 18, 2005 13:04:41 GMT -5
in this hunting season,Tracey won't be the target this time.
Team rocket is going to be dead meat
Authers: Me (barry adam. howard or just Adam),
Light Warrior,
Chessewizardmon,
DragnBlak251,
& Sparkly
Day/ Goldrod city( that's my favroite place in the new pokemon games)
in a house somewhere.
Adam, Sparkly, and DragonBlack251, is sitting around
the house.
Sparkly: boy, what a day. what are we going to do today?
Light warrior: Any Ideas, anybody?
Adam: how about we go hunting team rocket?
DragnBlak251: that sounds like a good idea.
I'll have My Venusaur to use solarbeam on them.
Sparkly16: that's sounds great to me.
I'll sick my Eevee on them.
All: Let's go!
>Before the Authers got out of the house, Chessewizardmon came in.
Adam: hay look everyone, it's Chessewizardmon!
Hi Chessewizardmon! what brings out here?
Cheesewizardmon: Hello peeps! I was thinking of joining you guys
to hunt down Team Rocket.
I have my cheese gun with me.
filled with the most hottest cheese in the world
Sparkly16: fine with me.
do you know where's Team Rocket is?
Cheesewizardmon: I heard that they are at Route 38.
Adam: Alright, Let's go.
>so the authors went out side & begin the hunt for Team Rocket.
day/Route 38
The authers are looking for Team Rocket.
DragnBlak251: Go Marill!!!
>Marill comes out of poke ball.
Marill: Marill mari. (What can I do for you?)
Sparkly16: What a cute little Marill you got.
Are you sure Marill can find them?
DragnBlak251: Thanks for the cute part.
yes Marill will find them.
I seen Tracey did this with his Marill
(To Marill)
Marill, help us find Team Rocket.
Marill: Marill! Ma (sure thing)
> then Marill used it's ears to lesson for team rocket's voise.
after 6 sec.
Marill went a move on.
Marill: Marill Marill Ma( Follow Me! I know where they are)
DragnBlak251: Alright! Marill Found something.
let's go.
Adam: I Just love this Game, "Team rocket hunting season."
Sparkly16: me too.
cheesewizardmon: We're going to have a blast!
1 min later,
Marill finds Team Rocket.
Team rocket is tring to catch a magnemite
Jessie: We got you now you magnemite
James: We're going to take you to the boss
Wild Magnemite: magnem mite!!! ( help me! any one?)
Adam: There they are.
Sparkly16: oh no! they are picking on that poor helpless pokemon
Let's help!
Go eevee!
>Eevee comes out of the poke ball.
Eevee: eeeveee!!!!!
Adam: Go Charizard!
> My Carizard comes out of the poke ball
My Charizard: Charrr!!!!!
DragnBlak251: Go Venusaur!!
> venusaur comes out of it's pokeball
Venusaur: Venus saur.
DragnBlak251: Venusaur, Solarbeam!!!!!
> Venusaur gathers power for it's attack. ( because It takes time
for before it can use solarbeam)
>Cheesewizardmon gets out his cheese gun
Adam: Alright. here's the plan:
While venusaur gathers power for it's solerbeam
all we haved to do is make sure they don't get away.
got It?
All but Adam: right!
Sparkly16: Eevee, Sick Team Rocket with your bite attack!
>Eevee Dashed to Team Rocket
Eevee: eevee eevee eevee!(I'm going to bite those guys up)
>Eevee goes for the kill.
Team Rocket: huh? what?!
> Eevee First used tackled them,
then it used it's bite attack on them.
team rocket: Help! get this eevee off of us!
>Cheesewizardmon shots out hot cheese from his cheese gun at them.
Team Rocket: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam: My turn. Charizard, FlameThrower!
> My charizard blow out very hot fire from it's mouth (I trained it well) & burned
Team rocket
Team Rocket: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Venusaur used Solarbeam on them.
Sound: Ka-boom!!!!
Team Rocket: it looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!!!!!!!!!!
Adam: Alright! good job everyone!
the other authors cheers.
Meanwhile.......
Jessie: oh boy. bashed again in another one of Adam's Fic
James: Yea!!!!
> then Haythem came along. ( he's also an anti-Team Rocket too)
He gets out his Flamethrower & burns team rocket.
Team Rocket: oh no! Not again!!!!!
the end?
not for Team rocket's Hopes it is.
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Post by Barrysun on Aug 18, 2005 13:09:46 GMT -5
Here I go again!
It's time for.
Team Rocket hunting season 2.
authors:
Me (Adam Howard)
Sparky16
Dragnblak
Haytham
Jes
At National park/day.
>Adam is chatting with his friends.
Adam: so guys.
what are we going do to day?
Haytham:
how about we play Command and conguer?
Adam: no. I'm not a war-type of person.
Dragnblak:
how about we go hunting for Team Rocket?
The other authers: yea.
Adam: that's a good idea.
Sparky16: Yea! it'll be like last time!
Let's go!
Jes: but where are we going to find them?
Haytham: Don't know.
Adam: I'll sent Articuno to find them.
> gets a master ball out and sends Articuno.
Articuno: Agrooooo!!!!!!
Adam: (Faces Articuno)
Articuno, go find team Rocket!
Articuno: agroooooooo!!! (Flys away to find Team Rocket)
Sparky16: I hope Articuno can find them.
Adam: it will.
>4 minites later.
Articuno came.
>Adam gets a pokeball out and sents out Pikapal.
Pikapal: What is it?
Adam: Talk to Articuno if it found Team Rocket.
Pikapal: Right!
(Turns to Articuno)
did you find Team Rocket.
Articuno: agroooooo rooo agroooo!!!!
Adam: well....
Pikapal: It found them.
Adam: Alright!
where are they?
>Pikapal talked to Articuno again.
Pikapal: They are in Route 38.
DragonBlak: Let's get them!
The rest: Yea!
Jes: Be very quiet....We're hunting Team Wockets
Adam: Very funny, Jes, Let's go get Team Rocket!
The other: yea!
>Adam sents out Charizard and Zapdos,
and Sparky16 sents out he Rapidash.
DragnBlak, Sparky16 and got on Rapidash,
Jes got on Zapdos,
and Adam and his Pikapal gets on Articuno.
Adam: Let's all head for Route 38.
everybody else: yea!
the Flying Pokemon flewed to the sky and Rapidash ran into the woods
after a minite later...
they got there.
DragnBlak: I'll sent out my Marill to find them.
>she gets out a pokeball and sents out Marill.
Marill: Marill mari. (What do you want?)
DragnBlak: help us find Team Rocket!
Marill: Marill!
>It begain to use it's ears and lessons for Team Rocket.
after a few secs.
it began to ran.
Marill: Marill Ma! (Follow me! I've found them!)
DragnBlak: Alright!
Marill must've found them. Let's go!
Everybody else: yay!!!
after a few runs, they found Team Rocket.
they are trying to get milk from a Miltank.
they have hoses attached to a machine.
Jessie: we got you now you, Miltank.
James: We are going to suck you dry!
Meowth: and Drink it all your milk.
The Miltank: Help me! anyone!
Adam: there they are.
Sparky16: oh no!
they're picking on a poor helpless pokemon.
Let's help it!
The others: Right!
>DragnBlak sents out her Megaium
Megaium: Mmmmmmeeeeeeeggggggaaaaaa!!!!!!!
DragnBlak: Megaium, Solerbeam!
>Megaium gathers power for it's solerbeam.
Adam: alright!
While Megauim charges up,
all we have to do is make sure they don't leave.
the others: Right!
>Sparky16 got on her Raipdash and gets out her steel blade sword and
starts charging at them.
Sparky16: Whaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
Team Rocket: (Faces Sparky16) Huh?
>She cuts their hair off.
Team Rocket: Hay!
>Jes got out her bow and arrows and shots them.
Team Rocket: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!
Adam: blue beam!
>Adam Shots his blue beam at them.
Team Rocket: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
>Haytham gets out a rocket launcher and blasts them up.
>Sound: Ka-Boom!!!
Team Rocket: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Pikapal: Thunderbolt!
Pikapal zaps Team Rocket with 2000 bots.
>Megauim uses Solarbeam on them.
>Sound: Ka-Boom!
The solarbeam sents Team Rocket flying into the air.
Team Rocket: We're blasting off again!!!!!!!
The authors and Pikapal: yes!!!!!!!
Adam: We got them!
Sparky16: I wonder where they end up at.
mean while....
in a feald someplace....
Jessie: not again!
James: Adam bashed us again.
then suddenly,
Yuffie (From Final Fantasy 7) comes in.
Yuffie: Well, well, well.
what do we have here?
a bunch of losers?
>she casts Beta on them.
Team Rocket: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!1
not again!!!!!! why can't we even be safe from any of this author's stories!?
reasons for deleation: fanfiction authors banned rules.
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Post by Barrysun on Aug 18, 2005 13:26:54 GMT -5
this one presents about a stupied flamer on fanfiction.net. this story was on an another account of mine but this one got deleted. so here's this fanfic!
Deathmatch statium/ day/ arena
Link: and we're back.
Hunter: and I will be here with Link this time.
but Adam likes me more then Mario.
Link: and he still likes me tho.
Hunter: as for the match, is two authors vs one.
Link: well, you tell you that much, that "one" is an author named borg.
who used to have an account.
but it's gone now.
Hunter: neh.
he isn't an author at all.
He hasn't written any fics.
he is just a flamer.
and a bad one at that.
trying to sound like the boss of fanficfion.
Link: bossing authors.
Telling them to remove their "trash" from fanfiction disapoints every one else like them.
Hunter: acting like a big, fat.....
Adam: Guys, the match!
Hunter and Link: right.
Pikapal: alright!
in the blue corner, is AthA1999 and Adam Howard.
and the red corner, is the evil flamer: Borg.
I want a good clean fight.
no Kissing, no sing "Oops I did it again". let's get it on.
borg: what?!
I'm forced to fight two losers?
ha! this will be easy.
Adam: Oh yea!
Shadow flare! *blasts Borg with a shadow type attack*.
Borg: Aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggg!!!!!!
why you little punk!
you should know not to use dangerous stuff like that!
you could hurt someone!
AthEnA1999: Oh yea!
that's the hole point in this fight!
>She sents out Myotismon and he starts beating the stuffing out of him.
Myotismon: Crimson Lighting!
>Myotismon's attack hits Borg dead on.
borg: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
you think that vampire scares me!
I think not!
>Adam sents out Yuffie and she starts beating the stuffing out of him.
AthEnA1999: Did we already used that line?
Yuffie: Ultima!
>Yuffie blasts Borg with a powerful magic attack.
borg: Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
you think those are the real characters to be fans with?
I think not!
I'll sent out my favorite character!
AthEnA1999: Oh yea!
sent him out!
Adam: Yea.
Who is going to be on your side?
borg: I chose Osoma Bin Laden.
>Bin Laden shows up.
making the crowd boo.
Bin Laden: heh,
You stupied Ameracans can't beat me! I've killed many Ameracans on 9/11
Adam: oh yea! letting a bastard fight on your side!? whatever... Yuffie, do your stuff!
Yuffie: right! *throws her conformer Bin Ladin and hurts him badly*
Bin Laden: Aaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!
Yuffie: Comet! *summons a gaint comet it crushes Bin Laden. Bin Laden dies*
Borg: Hay!
You killed Bin Laden!
I'm going to kick you a**
you stupied Ameracans!
I'll kill you for that!
Adam: whatever!
borg: and why don't you remove your trashy fanfiction and do something easyer, like kniting!
now that is a fun thing to do!
Adam: Oh yea!
that's a good idea!
>Adam runs outside and comes back with a pair of needles.
borg: Ha!
what are you going to use them for?
>Adam stuke a needle at borg and making him screem.
borg: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
why you no good piece of s*beep* fool! you have no right to hurt me!
Adam: oh yea!? how about THIS!? *runs out the statium and returns with a green Mongoose (my bike)*
there's no getting away, Fool! my bike is fast!
you can't get away from me!
borg: oh yea!
try me!
>Adam runs over borg.
Adam: I don't just play video games!
I love bike riding!
borg: grrrrr!!!!!!!!!
>Adam gets out a sword and slashed at him up hard
Borg dies
Adam: you lose, borg.
>The crowd cheer again!
Hunter: and that for this deathmatch
Link: and let's say good night
Hunter: good fight.
reasons for deleton: Author deathmatch.
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Post by Barrysun on Aug 27, 2005 19:37:17 GMT -5
Disclamer: I wrote this story in school with some other people as well.
this isn't like my other works.
and non of the cast are real.
Captain Peter and LT. David are the Jews and General Cooper and Private Bob are the Nazis.
so injoy.
Into: It was a nice day and a Platoon of Jew solders were walking untile the Nazis supriselly Attacked them. The fight lasted and hour after the Nazis killed all of the solders accept for David and Peter, who managed to get away from them.
Lt. David: What's the status report on how many people are dead?
Capt. Peter: All of them sir.
Lt. David : What's the ammo check Peter??
Capt. Peter: I'm all our sir.
Lt. David: Then try to gather weapons and ammo from the dead Solders.
Capt. Peter: Yes sir! *gathers some weapons and Ammo from the dead Solders*.
There wasn't much ammo left from the battle sir.
Lt. David: Well, how much did you get?
Capt. Peter : I got 3 grenades, 10 handgun clips, 5 mines, 7 maching gun clips.
Lt. David: That's all?
Capt. Peter : pretty much.
Lt. David: What about a radio?
Capt. Peter: None, They all got bullets in them.
Lt. David: Well, let's go on our way. then.
Maybe we'll find another Platoon. * then Sound of more marching coming.* Wait a minute I hear somthing.
Capt. Petter: What is it?
Lt. David : It's the Nazies!
Capt, you go right, and I'll go left
Capt. Peter: yes sir.
The evil Nazies come closer to them
Capt. Peter: Lt, it's them, the Nazies! and the're coming right for us! What should we do?
Lt. David: Let's shoot'em all!
Give me a Grenade!
Capt. Peter: Here sir.
*hands David a grenade.*
Sound: Kaboom!
and sounds of guns shots and Nazis shot and dying. It seems like David and Peter were wining until David got shot.
Lt. David: I'm shot in the arm!
I'm bleeding Bad!
Peter: hang on, David! I'm coming!
>But before Peter could do anything, General Cooper came and arrested David and beat him up badly.
Private Bob came andarrested Peter and beat him up very badly.
the Nazis lost half a platoon and Cooper and Bob made them bury all of the dead Nazis and helped the Wounded.
Lt. David: Sir!
are you ok?
Capten Peter: Yes, these Nazis fight like sissy's
Private Bob: Drop all your valuables Jews!
Now!!
Capt. Peter: I'm not giving you a cent you Nazi thug! and besides, I have nothing to give yea!
Private Bob: well,Since you did what Cooper and I said,
your reward is a trip to a Concentration camp.
General Cooper: We hope you like you like it you worthless Jews.
Capt. Peter: I'm not Going!
>Then General Cooper got furious and and slapped him with the back of his riffle and knocked him out cold.
they throw him on a jeep and they took them to a train station to a concentration camp
Lt. David: Sir, sir, are you ok?
Are you hurt?
Capt. Peter: Yes, I'm fine,
those Nazis fight like big wimps!
-----------------------------------at the camp----------------------------------------
Private Bob: ok, it's time to work you lazy Jews.
General Cooper: Get the shovels Jews or I'll blow your brains out.
Capt. Peter: But my Lt is weak,
let him rest!
private Bob: Are you telling me what to do?
Capt. Peter: No!
I'm asking you.
General Cooper: Nope! How about I kill him right here!
Lt. David: don't worry, I'll be ok.
General Cooper: well then... Dig you worthless Jews!
Private Bob, Watch them
Private Bob: yes sir.
Capt. Petter and Lt. David were looking around and they noticed hundreds of Jews getting burned alive, being shot, and a Whole family being hung.
Private Bob: I love the smell of fresh dead Jews in the morning!
Ha ha ha ha!
Genaral Cooper: I do too, Private
> as Peter and David are working to dig up holes like slaves, it lasted a few hours until David became sick.
Capt. Peter: Cooper sir! My Lt. is sick, he cannot work anymore!
Private Bob:Well, I don't care about your Lt. being sick.
I'll kill him if he gets lasy!
Capt, Peter: You Nazis are the same.
Private Bob: Shut up Jew, get back to work or I'll blow your brains out.
*gets out his 6 shooter out and smiled*.
Lt. David was Shoveling really hard untile he fainted.
then the Genaral got furious and ordered Private bob to kill him.
Capt. Petter: No don't!
he will be fine if you let him rest!
Genaral Cooper: he's useless to us.
Capt. Peter: Just let him rest, he'll be fine.
Genaral Cooper: Don't at gravel at me, My orders are clear!
Capt. Peter: Please! Don't do it, Please?
Genaral Cooper: No!
I'm not lestening to you, you worthless Jew.
(faces Private Bob)
Private, proceed
Private Bob: yes sir.
(Turns to David)
Do you have any last words, Jew?
Capt Peter: No! Don't!
Genaral Cooper: *to Peter* Don't grovel to me!
Can't you see I'm busy? if you do, then I'll shoot you too!
Capt. Peter: No!Please Sir, don't do this!
Genaral Cooper: No!
Do as you were told Jew or I'll Blow your brains out.
Capt. Peter: Yes sir.
General Cooper: Proceed Private.
Private Bob: Yes sir.
(Turn to David)
do you have any last words before you die JEW?
Lt. David: I hope you Nazi's go to hell for all the pain and wrong you have done to my people.
I want you all to know I'm proud of my religion and my country.
To Captain Peter I would like to add a fond good-bye.
It has been a honor to serve with you and most of all being your friend. That's all
General Cooper: Shoot him now Private! We heard enough
Private Bob: YES SIR!
Capt. Peter: No!
Sir, please don't do this!
The gun went off with a great...
Sound: Kaboom!!!
>Lt. David dies.
Capt. Peter fell to his knees sobbing
General Cooper: Good Work private.
Private Bob: Thank you Sir.
Capt. Peter: *crying* How could you kill my friend!?
Private Bob: I had to follow my orders sir.
Besides, he was just a stupied OLE JEW!
No big loss in my book.
Capt Peter: David was not only a good man but a good friend to all of use.
He is more then just a JEW and you know that!
Private Bob: David was a JEW and Jews must DIE!
After all this happen, Capt. Peter got angery andtook Private Bob's rifle and kills General Cooper.
He then shot Private Bob in the lower leg, causing his leg to be amputated.
Capt. Peter was found dead by a MP a few days later.
the cause of his death is unknown. But they think the MP killed him because he was insane.
during the war, Private Bob is shot and killed by a stray bullet from an American solder.
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said ending, isn't it?
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Post by Barrysun on Aug 27, 2005 20:06:27 GMT -5
Well, here I go again.
note, most of the characters are mine.
Mewmon looks like Mewtwo but has blue fur and green tail
Mewfie looks like Yuffie except she has a Sorceress crown, purple, and hasa tail that's like Mewtwo's. and has a blue dress too.
Yufachu is the same for Mewfie but she's yellow,has pikachu ears and tail.
sky island.. Mewmon's house, Living room,
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Mewmon and Mewfie are watching the Fanfiction history channel and "silents of the Jews" is on)
The part where Capt. Peter and David are done cleaning up the mess for Bob and Cooper
Private Bob: since you did what Cooper and I said, your reward is a trip to a Concentaration camp!
Capt. Peter: I'm not going!
Mewmon: I pitty those Nazis fools!
Mewfie: yea, those Nazis are a bunch of cowards!
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After watching the partafter Capt. Peter and David are taken to the camp andtook a bad beating and getting killed off at the end of it...
Mewmon: Gezz! these guys really want these poor helpless jews dead, huh?
Mewfie: yea, I guess so. these guys are a bunch of bullies then solders!
Mewmon: yea, If I was there, then I would teach those Nazis suckas some manners?
Mewfie: sure! we can go back in time before all that happened!
Mewmon: Alright! but how are we going to get there?
Mewfie: Easy, we can use my fic Time machine! It'll take up to any kind of fanfiction made!
Mewmon: Alright! Let's go kick some Nazis beep Mewfie: right!Follow me!
Mewfie runs to the basement and shows the Fanfic time machine.
(it almost looks like the Time machine Dexter from Dexter's Lab often use.)
but it's has a purple coloring on machine parts)
Mewmon: Heh, I guess Purple must've be your favorite color, huh?
Mewfie: Yep! altho Yufachu and I often had to fight of what color it should be. and you would've of guess she would've picked Yellow.
Mewmon: Yea, yea! Let's get this show on the road!
Mewfie: right! let's go get those stupied Nazis!
They went into the fic time machine and ended up at the place where Capt. Peter and Lt. David are taken to the Concentration camp. Mewfie and Mewmon ended up outside of the camp.
Mewmon: Well, this is the place where the Nazis took these two jews, huh?
Mewfie: yep. now to get inside and save the jews
As they tried tosneakaroundto find the entrance, They eventuly did and foundeda guard who isstanding atthe entrance.
Mewmon: great, a stupied guard!
Mewfie: I'll take care of him! Tougue wrap!
Mewfie shot out her long tougue and grabed the guard by his head.
the Guard: Hay! what the.....tries to get the tougue off of his neck but it was too stronge
Mewfie got the guard struggling with her tougue attack. then she kept at this until the guard got tired and lad down. then Mewfie reeled him to her,
Then she casted "mini" on the gaurd to make him smaller, then she ate him.
Mewfie: Yummy! that was a good snake!
Mewmon: heh, well that takes care of the guard, let's try to sneak in this place....
Mewfie: Right! we got some people to save.
as Mewfie and Mewmon went inside the camp, here's what's going on right now -
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the part where Private Bob is about to kill off Lt. David, who is sick.
Private Bob: (to capt. Peter) I don't care about your Lt being being sick.
Capt. Peter: you Nazis are the same Private bob: Shut up Jew, get back to work or I'll blow your brains out!
>Just as Private Bob is about to get out his 6 shooter, some of the guards yelled out..
Guard in a look out tower: Intruders aleart! Two odd looking characters are coming this way!
General Cooper: What!? (gets out a telescope and looked around the war camp and evently spoted Mewfie and Mewmon.)
Mewfie: well, so much for our sneak attack!
Mewmon: Yea!
General Cooper: well, well, well... What do we have here? some weirdo freaks?
Mewmon: oh yea, Fool? what are you going to do? kill us?
General Cooper: Ooohhh. so we got a weirdo with an attitude huh? Guards! shoot them!
The guards: yes sir!
Mewmon: just try to kill us, fools!
all the guards gets out their guns and began shooting at Mewfie and Mewmon. but Mewmon set up a barrier around him to protect himself.
But Mewfie didn't do anything,She just let the bullets hit her body. but after a bunch of round shoots, she got blood all over her body. but she's not dead.
Genaral Cooper: Huh? what the heck is going on here?...
Then Mewfie begin to suck up all the blood from her body, then the bullets were just in her body a while ago, are now in her mouth! then she begin to shoot bullets at most of the guards in the camp from her mouth.
The Guards: Aaaaahhhhh!!!!!!
Mewfie killed most of the solders that were ether about to kill some jews and some trying to kill them!
Private bob: What is heck are these two weirdos?
Genaral Cooper: I don't know... but I'm not taking any chances with these weirdos!
Mewmon and Mewfie laughed at them, then more solders came out of nowhere with Rifles
Mewmon: stupied fools with stupied weapons...
>Mewmon Draws his sword and slices the rifles in half but then a nazis got out a Grenade and tossed it at them.
But Mewfie stuck her long tougue and catched it and ate it.
after a few seconds, the granade blew up in her belly.
sound effects: Ka'Boom!
But Mewfie didn't get blowen up into pieces, instead, her belly blew up like a balloon and flatened down after a while.
Mewfie: Burrrrp! (blows fire out of her mouth) that's a spicy meatball there!
then General cooper and private Bob got mad.
Genaral Cooper: what the heck's with these two weirdo? time to bring out the tanks! *gets out his radio and calls a bunch of army tanks came into the camp.*
Kill them!
The guys in the tanks: yes sir!
>then a bolt of lighting came out of nowhere and shot one of the tanks.
The guy in the tank: what the heck was that all about?
>then suddenly, the tank begin to turn around and started to attack the other tanks.
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Cooper: Hay! what's that fool doing, shooting our tanks? is he nuts or what?
-----------inside the tank--------------,
the guy can't seem to stop his tank
The guy: What's going on? This thing acts like it's gots a mind of it's own!
then suddenly, a girl's voice begins to spooke
???: oh relax, this is fun!
then the guy got shocked about the voice.
the Guy: Who... Who's there?
Show yourself?
???: why should I tell you?
I want to have fun in your tank!
the guy:oh yea! if you don't get out, then I'll call my Genaral! he'll fix you!
???: Go ahead! just try to call your Genaral!. casts a spell on the radio
The guy: gets out a head phone and called his Genaral.
Genaral Cooper!, something's controling my tank! I have no control over it!
---------------------out of the tank--------------
But when Cooper got out his radio, he didn't get the same message of what the guy was saying, instead, it was like this..
The message: Hi Cooper! I just like to shoot at random things. I think I'll just shoot this hole camp for fun, heh heh heh!
Cooper: What?
are you some stupied solder who loves to shoot stuff for fun?
we'll see about that!
meanwhile, in the Tank:
The Guy: huh? I didn't say anything like that?
???: Oh yes you did!
The guy: Grrrr....Who are you!?
>right before he gets to say anything else, his tank gets attacked.
The Guy: Aaaahhh!!!!!
???: I think this is kind of dangerous, I'm getting outta here!
then a bolt of lighting came out of the tank.
and the guy try to open the hatch, but it won't open.
The Guy: Oh no!!!
Sound effect: Ka' Boom!
The tank gets blown up and killed the guy in it and the bolt of lighting went over to Mewmon and Mewfie.
then a figure of a girl standed right in frount of them. it was Yufachu
Yufachul: hello guys!
Mewmon and Mewfie: Yufachu!
Mewmon: what are you doing here?
Yufachu: well I've heard you went back to an old fic to fix things up and I though about helpingyou guysout.
Mewfie: who tolded you?
Yufachu: Pikapal did.
he watched you get into the fic time machine.
Mewfie: oh
Yufachu: I think we should take care of these wimps!
Mewmon and Mewfie: right!
Bob: What!? another one of those freaks?
these guys are crazy!
Cooper: what should we do now, sir?
Bob: call for back up!
tell Hitler that we are having problems at this camp!
Cooper: Yes sir...
but before Cooper can make the call, Yufachu spoke to them.
Yufachu: Don't bother, I've already took care of Hitler!
and as well as all of his tanks!
Bob: What!?
David and Peter laughed
Peter: ha ha ha!
it looks like your days of being privates and Generals are over!
David: Yea!
can we be free now!
Bob: oh be quit you low-life jews!
Cooper,let's get'em!
Cooper: aaaaahhhhh.
I...I think I'll leave this place! went to a nearby Jeep and drives away
Bob: Grrrr,Coward!
I didn't give you any orders to run away!
Mewmon: I had enough of this.
Let's just put this to an end.
Mewmon grabs Bob and threw him to the moon.
Bob: Dang!
that creature can throw far!
Mewmon: I pity that fool!
Peter: Well, it looks like we get to leave here alive after all, huh?
David: Yep.
I'm sure glad this is over.
Mewmon: me too.
come on, girls...Let's go home.
Mewfie and Yufachu: ok.
Mewmon creates a blue portal and they went through it.
Sky island/ basement
Mewmon: aaaaaahhhh. now that feels good
Mewfie: yep.
Yufachu: it sure is.
>then Pikapal came over to them.
Pikapal: Hay guys!
so you made it back safe and sound, huh?
Mewmon: yep!
Pikapal: say guys, can I show you something?
Mewmon, Yufachu, and Mewfie: sure
>they went to their libary and Pikapal showed them a book about world war 2.
Mewmon: what the heck?
The page mewmon is reading: as the Jews were going home,
the three weirld characters have disappered without a trace.
David and Peter wanted to thanks them for saving their lifes from the Nazis' death camp.
and as for Hitler, we founded him hanging on a tree trunk and we arrested him. he said that a yellow girl stuck him up there.
Yufachu: heh: I guess things went well.
Mewfie: yep.
Mewmon: heh. I guess the jews wanted to thanks us for saving them. at least we changed history a bit.
Pikapal: yep. you should did.
>And so, with the nazis defeated, and the Jews saved.
our heros live happy ever....
Pikapal: Hay! this is no fairy tail! Let's just end this!
END!
well, I hope this is better then my last jew story.
I hope you injoyed this.
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Post by Barrysun on Sept 11, 2005 9:39:10 GMT -5
Here's comes another fight for My Mewtwo! So please injoy Int/Arena/Day > Link & Toad are Announcing Link: & now! for this fight is going to be super pokemon Mewtwo Vs the singer Britney Spears Toad: & here comes the fighters. > Mewtwo comes in. People cheer Mewtwo: that Britney girl is going to sing her Last song after this match!! > Britney Spears comes in. Making singers cheer. Britney: I'll sing forever! Link: now let's get it on! Mewtwo: well, well well, Look at the singer! Britney Spears: oooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! look at the dume pokemon! Mewtwo: OH Yea! Psychic blast! > Mewtwo Point at Britney & sent her crashing to a wall 6x, causing britney to scream then after he release her from his power. he punched her 4 times. Britney: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man your too strong!!!!! Mewtwo: time to finish you off!!!!!!!!!! > then Mewtwo made some sparkly dust out of thin air & threw it at Britney. Britney: (feeling differently) what?  what's happening to me? ?? I never felt this strange before! *turns into a pikachu (almost like a pikachu. But she still have her hair & cloths on her)* MEWTWO!!!!!! YOU BETTER CHANGE ME BACK NOW!!!!!!! my legs are too stabby to jump up & down with and my voice is killing Brita... wait, what did I just said? Brita! oh no! brita! brita brita! britachu! (brit-achu) Mewtwo: Injoy your new form, Britachu. heh heh heh heh heh Toad: Well, it looks like mewtwo wins. Link: & Britney is now Britachu. that is one pokemon I won't catch! toad: Man, this is one crazzy auther! Link: (to toad) do you want to go see zelda? Toad: sure thing. End of Fic |
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Post by Barrysun on Sept 11, 2005 10:02:21 GMT -5
Adam: and we're back
T.K: and this time is care taker Elecmon vs the half pokemon and half human, Britach.
Tracey: Britachu?
what's a britachu?
Adam: It is in one of my fics.
my Mewtwo turned Britney Spears into that pokemon.
T.K: I wonder how Britachu con battle?
Tracey: Let's just see.
>Elecmon comes in.
Electmon: No fake pokemon is going to beat me!
>Britachu comes in.
Britachu: Brita brita brita britchu!
(I'm going to beat this Digimon)
Adam: so let's get it on!
>Both mons get into the ring.
Pikapal Walks between the fighters
Pikapal: alright! I want a good clean fight.
no kissing, no singing "Oops I did it again", and no water.
now let's get it on.
Britachu: Brita britachu! (I'm going beat you!)
Elecmon: oh yea!!!
Super thunder strike!
>Elecmon shot a laser beam at Britachu.
Britachu: Britaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brita brita! Brit a chu! (Oh yea! thunderbolt!)
>Britachu shot a bolt of electrity at Elecmon*.
But it didn't do much damage to Elecmon.
Elecmon: Ha!
That didn't hurt me! I'll show you a real electric attack... Super thunder strike!
>Elecmon zaps Britachu and easily knocked her out.
Tracey: it looks like Britachu is out & Elecmon wins.
Elecmon: Yea!
I won! this fake pikachu is nothing!
>Britacu gets up.
Britachu: Brita!
brit brit britachu: (Shot! I'm getting out of here!)
>Britachu lefted the arena
Adam: I guess Britney couldn't take it.
>Then Missingno. comes in.
Missingno.: I'm back!
Adam: how many times does it take for missingno. to stop coming here!
go mewtwo!
>Adam threw the master ball
mewtwo comes out.
Missingno.: and sick your mewtwo at me.
Mewtwo: Oh yea, Fire blast!
>Mewtwo blast a powerful blast of fire at Missingno.
senting him to the air
Missingno.: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it looks like i'm blasting off again!!!!!!!!!!
Adam: Alright!
Mewtwo; Missingno never learns.
------------------------------------------------------------Team Rocket vs The Mask.
in the middle of nowhere.
team Rocket lands to the ground.
then they got back up.
Jessie: Man that tohru is huge...
James: and strong.
Meowth: I wonder what will happen to us next.
>then a tornado came at them.
Jessie: Oh no, a tornado!
>Then the tornado begins to fade away.
it turned out it wasn't a tornado at all.
it was The Mask.
The Mask: hello fellas. do you guys mind for a handshake... *shakes team rocket's hands and shocked their hands.*
Jessie: Hay! what was that?
The mask reviles that there were buzzers on both of his hands.
The mask: ha ha ha!!! time for a wedge! *pulls their underware on top of their heads.* ha ha ha!!
Team Rocket: Hay!!!
The mask: I think you need a "Blow out"! *gets out a bullhorn & hunk a Really loud noise.*
Team Rocket: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: this guy is crazy!
Jessie: yea! let's see if he likes an angery Jessie!
The Mask: oh yea!? how about this!? *gets out a giant Mallet and smacks them and turned them into a pancake*
The Mask; Ha ha ha ha!
I think it's baseball season!
>He grabs them & turns them into a baseball, got out a big baseball bat, threw team Rocket in mid air and smacked them really far away with his baseball bat.
Team Rocket: It looks like we're blasting of again!!!!!!!!!!!
The mask: Somebody, stop me!
ha ha ha ha!
>he spins away.
the end.
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