Videogame Arena
Fight 4: Auron vs. Team Rocket
Haytham:" Hello and welcome back to Videogame Arena! Last time Fou-Lu and Ryu, the two
dragon warriors from BOF4 beat up Sephiroth, the powerful villain from FF7! It was truly one of
our longest and most epic battles, and will always be remembered. But the past is the past and
it's time for our newest battle. This one will have Auron, the legendary swordsman from Final
Fantasy 10 go up against the whole corporation of Team Rocket! Let's see how this unfolds. But
first some info."
Auron
Game: Final Fantasy 10
Gender: Male
Weapon: A huge sword
Abilities: When angry, hurt, or after a long fight, insane amounts of magic energy goes into his
sword and he unleashes one of his limit breaks.
Other Notes: Helped in the temporary defeat of Sin ten years ago. Giant and wise man. He also
carries a jug of sake(japanese beer) around.
Team Rocket
Game: Pokemon
Gender: There are both Males and Females in it
Weapons: Their pokemon and some gadgets
Abilities: not much.......
Other Notes: A large gang that likes to steal pokemon from trainers. Led by a guy called
Giovanni. All the members are stupid in some way or another.
Haytham:" Well that's it! This fight is special in a way. It won't take place in this
small stadium. This will be one of our "field fights", that will take place somewhere like a
desert or a jungle. This one will be in a small forest. Don't worry audience, we have placed many
hidden cameras around the jungle so you'll see the fight just fine!"
In the jungle.....
Auron is walking through a large group of trees.
Auron:" I smell...........stupidity."
suddenly he heard one of the bushes rustle. He quickly whipped out his sword. Suddenly an Ivysaur
jumped from the Bushes.
TR guy:" Vine Whip!"
The Ivysaur quickly swung it's vines at Auron, but they barely hurt them.
Auron:" Such a weak creature. I feel sorry killing it."
Very quickly he swung his sword and nearly chopped the pokemon in half. The trainer ran away.
Auron:" Coward. I'll deal with him later."
Suddenly many pokemon of all types and sizes starting surrounding him.
Auron:".......this should be interesting."
Suddenly they came at him from all directions. Auron started swinging his sword like mad.
Sometimes he swung it at an arc so wide he took out a whole line of pokemon with one hit. He
would quickly jump high into the air and land several feet away so they would all come from the
same direction, making them easier to deal with. 1 minute passed, and about 30 of the pokemon
were fainted.(Auron knew that the pokemon weren't really bad so he didn't want to kill them)
Auron:" Time to end this."
Suddenly Auron's sword glowed red and he jumped 20 feet into the air. He pointed it towards the
ground.
Auron:" Dragon Fang!"
When he landed his sword went deep into the ground and a circle of fire appeared around it on the
ground. Suddenly a fiery explosion happened under each pokemon, fainting all of them except a
rhydon. The Rhydon charged at Auron.
TR Guy:" Rhydons are heavily armored! Your sword won't scratch them."
Auron just laughed as the Rhydon came nearer.
Auron:" I'm sorry to say this. But my sword's..."
Suddenly Auron thrust his sword into the Rhydon's chest, the blade cutting through the armor like
a knife through hot butter.
Auron:"...armor piercing."
He pulled his sword back and the Rhydon clutched it's chest and fell unconscious.
Auron:" Now that the pokemons have been taken care of I call all the trainers to fight me
Man-to-Man!(or Woman-to-man.)"
Suddenly loads of TR soldiers appeared out of the bushes. Most of them pulled out swords, some of
them had guns.
TR Guy:" Your on."
3 soldiers ran towards him with their swords. With 1 swing of his own Auron broke all of their
swords, with another he had killed them.
Auron:" I can sense evil in you. You don't deserve to live!"
Several more ran towards him but their swords broke like sticks against his giant blade. Then
with another swing he chopped them in half.
Auron:" Pitiful, just pitiful."
The gunmen fired their weapons at him but he used his sword as a shield as he ran towards them
and sliced them with one swing.
Auron:" You call yourselves warriors?"
atleast 20 more swordsmen remained. They rushed Auron.
Auron:"...now let's see if that magic Yuna taught me will work."
He raised is sword towards the sky.
Auron:" Firaga!"
A huge fire ball appeared in the middle of the group of Team Rocket soldiers and swallowed it up.
When the ball disappeared only 1 soldier remained.
Soldier:" You.....you aren't human! I'm out of here!"
The soldier dropped his sword and ran away.
Auron:" That's probably the smartest TR member I saw so far. I'll let him live."
Voice:" Hehe. You are good. I want you to join me...or die!"
Auron looked up to see Giovanni in a helicopter. The Helicopter had loads of machineguns and
rockets on it and all of them were pointed at him.
Auron:" Join you and your circus of freaks? Never!"
Giovanni:" I'll give you 5 seconds to change your mind before I wipe you out. Choose wisely!"
Auron pulled out his jug of sake and took a long gulp.
Giovanni:" 1."
Auron:" You are cheating. I don't like cheaters."
Giovanni:" 2."
Auron spit what was left of the sake in his mouth on to his sword.
Giovanni:" 3."
Auron's sword turned black and japanese symbols started hovering around it.
Giovanni:" 4."
Auron:" Banishing blade!"
He hit the ground with his sword and two large black energy balls flew out of it and towards the
helicopter.
Giovanni:" fiv...oh #$@%!"
The balls hit the helicopter and it blew up in a large fireworks display.
Auron:"....idiot."
Suddenly Auron was teleported back to the stadium where Haytham walked towards him.
Haytham:" The winner of todays match........Auron!"
The crowd cheered.
Haytham:" All the pokemon have been sent back to their world where they will meet their old
trainers."
Auron:" I hope their trainers are better than TR. TR are just a bunch of wimps."
Haytham:" They sure are. So, how does it feel cleansing the pokemon world of a gang like them?"
Auron:" It feels good. I'm sure they were annoying the hell out of innocent trainers."
Haytham:" Thanks for your words Auron. Well that completes todays episode of Videogame Arena! We
are unsure what will happen next time, but we can promise you it will be good!"
To be continued.....
References
I'll just say since I want to finish The Oppressed World as quick as possible, I won't be doing
Videogame Arena fights as often. Oh and here's the only reference for today:
Auron:
www.gloriousff.com/ff10/images/auron.jpg